The only thing I can promise is to be genuine.
me to my bro: “I’ve never missed mommy so much in my life!”
my bro to my mom (on the phone): “Elisa says she’s never missed mommy so much in her whole life.”
silence. then laughter
my bro to me: “mom says, “Is something wrong?”“
Pahaha! Fail. I’m a terrible daughter, haha.